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Because Pokemon are stupid by Turtle-Arts Because Pokemon are stupid by Turtle-Arts
Yes, because as much as I love pokemon, some of them are just stupid/ugly/lame/etc. So behold- this is what happened when I decided to look at a list of every existing pokemon and pick out some of the ones I didn't like/was weirded out by. Though a couple are just on here because they're unpopular (because I actually like tentacool and kabuto). And some I hadn't ever seen before actually. XD Though I think my favorite one to draw was Shuckle. What a terrible design. XD And yeah, you may be new slyveon, but you're on my "ugly" list. :iconverynotimpressedplz: Anyways, bask in my fabulous high quality sketch capabilities. Mmmyesss.

Brownie points if you get the two non-pokemon characters in here. :thumbsup:

P.S. This thing... [link] I hadn't ever seen it before. But the more I look at it, the creepier it gets. ANd it doesn't help that it's pokedex says it freezes it's victims and then eats them "leisurely." >_>; And then I realized it was 5 feet tall and suddenly it became terrifying. Seriously, just think about this thing for a moment. If it was real, it would be horrifying. Just like Alakazam... o_o

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:iconmoonlightwalk:
moonlightwalk Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree that some pokemon are creepy/ugly/lame ... I'm thinking victrybell here,
but we should love the poor things anyway xD

I kinda like Aipon though, since mine (yeah, I'm still playing when bored T-T ) has the ability pick-up and super handy!
Trapinch and Feebas are stupid to, but those ugly things really turn into beauties, so they grow up nicely.

Slyveon? I never got to the latest ones. What the heck? Fairy? What did they do to pokemon O.O

Also, don't pick on Wailmer, he's like the chubby fat kid. He's kinda cute :)
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
lol, I never minded victreebell. XD Aipom weirds me out with that hand tail thing though.   And I don't ming wailmer, it's just such a strange concept. He's like a whale bouncey ball. XD

And yes. Fairy type. That happened. >_<
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:iconmoonlightwalk:
moonlightwalk Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess was freaked out when I was little since it was always eating James' head =p
I'll admit to both their strangeness. Maybe that's his way to go on land! He can bounce around.
Ingenious! I doubt his evolution can do that.

Well, whatever. I'll always remember good times with Misty, Ash and Brock in the beginning.
Ah, how nostalgic. Wait...now I feel old...

Anyway, forgot to say in the original post:
like how you did it. They look extra weird that way :D
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
It's true. I'm still most fond of gen 1 and the original series. Gotta love those childhood days. XD
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:iconmoonlightwalk:
moonlightwalk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconpichuemolga:
Pichuemolga Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
A enton is stupid like you
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I'm stupid like a psyduck? Whatevs, I love psyducks. XD
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:iconnoximilienne:
Noximilienne Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
funny! :3
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:iconpichuemolga:
Pichuemolga Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
I Thing you such of a enton
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
What? :/
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:iconmidnightheist:
midnightheist Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Agree with most (except Surskit and Aipom!), funny sketches :D
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:iconriolutae:
Riolutae Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay...Link and...that thing under Seedot? ...Maybe.

And thanks a lot for makin' me scared of Glalie, too! And I liked Froslass so much...and then I looked at the 'behavior' section...*shudders*

Well, great job sketchin' them. And I'm glad to know you love Pokemon, too.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, that thing under the seedot is a Met from the Megaman games. :>
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:iconriolutae:
Riolutae Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Aha! So I was right in thinking that it wasn't a Pokemon...man, I really need to play more games...!
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:iconayumi-nemera:
Ayumi-Nemera Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
;n; I will have to prove to you that in reality Alakazam are awesome. This is suddenly a thing I must do.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
No, just think about how they would look if they were a real animal. They'd be freakin' terrifying. o_o
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:iconayumi-nemera:
Ayumi-Nemera Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have! They're cool, big-headed, super-intelligent, tail-less fox people! With natural bone armor! AND MUSTACHES. What's not to love? XD

but seriously, maybe when I get a pic uploaded one of these days I'll link you to how I see them sometime. I think that it all depends on how you picture their features. :) I'm not too bad of an artist, so it'll be worth it. I promise haha.
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:iconburtonfan96:
Burtonfan96 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha i love this
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks! XD
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:iconworldhero:
WorldHero Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student Filmographer
The trash ones...I hate those. :stare: I mean, it's no wonder only the bad guys get the trash ones. No one wants a pile of garbage for a Pokemon...Literally.

But I like Kabuto too...It's creepy, but in a cool way. :la:
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I've noticed the bad guys tend to get the pokemon nobody likes/uses. XD
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AviiCeruleanSkies Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student
I agree with almost all of these haha. Call me crazy but gloom and wigglytuff grew on me over the years (yes it drools but it has a certain charm *hugs it*) :D
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I don't think Gloom is that bad, but It's kind of... boring. ^^; And wigglytuff creeps me out.
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AviiCeruleanSkies Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student
To each their own I guess haha. I guess having Gloom in my party for awhile got me used to it, and I missed it when it evolved so. The way I see it, it's a waddling purple plant pokemon that always looks confused, what's not to like? And as for wigglytuff, it used to creep me out too...and I have no idea how that changed so....coincidence?
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:iconmormongirlbyu:
mormongirlbyu Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
...is that a platypus wearing a party hat, oven mitts and a mexican poncho...?
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
[link] I make my point. :I
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:iconpokemon-rainbows:
Pokemon-Rainbows Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glalie... Jesus Christ he has got to be the CREEPIEST Pokemon ever... The first time I saw him, I had the face of nightmares for the entire battle.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, thing's a creep. >_>;
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OnceISawACow Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG I didn't know that Glalie was 5 ft tall until I saw this I'm going to have nightmares now D:
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah. Creepy, right? o-o
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:iconfox-frost:
Fox-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Absol dodged the bullet this time, I see.

Augh, Glalie. Freaky little thing.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol, no, Absol's not stupid enough of a design to be on here. XD
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:iconfox-frost:
Fox-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
:iconfreddierageposeplz:
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:icontrueblue-lua:
Trueblue-Lua Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Some pokemon were scary back in the day D8 And I didn't know Link was a pokemon...
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yes. Link is a pokemon. :I
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:icontrueblue-lua:
Trueblue-Lua Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Wow what gen did he pop up in?
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Lol. um.... my generation!!!! :iconyeahplz:
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:icontrueblue-lua:
Trueblue-Lua Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol
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:iconelvan-lady:
Elvan-Lady Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh shuckle, you make me chuckle.
They also have the speed stat of a rock.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol, it's because he is a rock. XD
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Zackypenguin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Doesn't help that Glalie is a face-type pokemon.:noes:
Faces eating faces, or facicle-pops.
It is utterly creepy.:I
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:shudder: Seriously. That thing is nasty
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waterdrup Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Followed the link... how about the scary behaivour of the female form? "They are said to secretly put the frozen corpses of their victims on display"
Whuuuut? When did pokemon become so creepy XD
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Wuuuut? I didn't see that part. D:
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Pandamanga21 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahaha!! This is so true!! Well, Link is definitely one of them
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PocketFullaSunkern Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist
Sunkern? D:
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
yes. :I Sorry, but I'm not much of a sunkern fan. XD
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:iconbretonchick:
bretonchick Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Photographer
Ever imagined what would happen if a Nosepass sneezed? I think the aftermath would be terrifying and unsanitary.
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:iconturtle-arts:
Turtle-Arts Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Lol, it probably destroys small villages. XD
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:iconbretonchick:
bretonchick Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Photographer
It creates Grimers with each sneeze! O.O
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